Impromptu Lieber Man Theme Song!"
(Philip Wesley 2000)

Lieber Man, Lieber Man,
Does what ever the Jewish can!
Spins a yarn, any size!
Stares at Tipper with beady eyes.

Look OUT, here comes the Lieber Man!

Is he strange? Listen Bub!
He's got high-strung old guy blood!
Can we swing at Club Med?
No, he can't. he's impotent.

Hey there! There goes the Lieber Man!

In the middle of the night!
On Channel 189.
Like a POINT of LIGHT!
So you don't warp your miiiind!

Lieber Man, Lieber Man,
Friendly Neighborhood Lieber Man,

At E3, he's ignored!
Wants to rid the world of Gore.
To him, Life is a sinful mess up,
and he'll be there to clean up!

Here comes the Lieber Man!

*Sung like the old Spiderman Theme Song!*